Screw Everyone : Sleeping My Way to Monogamy

Screw Everyone is comedian Ophira Eisenberg s wisecracking account of how she spent most of her life saying yes to everythingand everyoneand how that attitude ultimately helped her overcome her phobia of commitment. Skeptical about long-term relationships, Eisenberg approached dating as a sort of research experiment from early on: she spent her twenties traveling from futon to futon and gathering data, figuring that one day she d put it all together somehow and build her own perfect Frankenmate. When she met a guy who didn t fall for the emotionally cavalier facade she d constructed (a guy who wanted marriage and monogamy), she knew it was time to reevaluate. From her first kiss to saying I do, Screw Everyone is an honest, hilarious chronicle of how one woman discovered herself, conquered her fears, and even found the real thing one promiscuous encounter at a time. "