The Bong-Ripping Brides of Count Drogado

Fiction. The Brides have chosen you to attend Count Drogado's endless bacchanal. You are broken, homeless, maimed. Why did they choose you? What power do they hold? Can you escape the Count, escape the Brides, escape the endless fate that follows, collecting coins from the dead one at a time? The madness of the Bong-Ripping Brides lies within.