The Lipstick Mystic's Guide to Time Traveling, Healing the Time Body, and Finding the Best Possible Timeline : While Others Do the Apocalypso Dance

Jennifer Shepherd, the Lipstick Mystic, reveals the fascinating secrets she learned as a professional "time traveler" in her psychic counseling practice. Her humorous, passionate account of her adventures with time includes stories about her experiments with "time slicing," retrocognition and examining future timelines. Each of these future timelines is different, reflecting numerous potential outcomes for humanity. She shows you how time's very nature is in the process of changing, prompting humanity to start living on shamanic time (or synchronistic time) instead of artificial, man-made time. And she describes the teachings she has received from the time angels, those mysterious multi-dimensional beings who are the guardians of time. She also outlines the various forces that are conspiring to manipulate humanity down the worst possible timeline. These forces range from doomsday religions to the broader "bad news" media culture to shadowy government factions that aggressively repress solutions and silence progressive voices. Mainstream New Age thinking is another influence that can poison people spiritually, teaching people to embrace "ascension in the light body," which is really just death and oblivion. You'll learn how Mother Earth adores humanity and discover how much healing energy she is always radiating. And along the way, you'll learn a powerful healing technique to repair your time body, which is one of the many subtle energy bodies that surrounds the physical body. As your time body heals, you become "allergic" to negative realities and situations and start moving along the best possible timeline. Isn't it time to banish doom and gloom "End Times" programming and start living life with power, passion, and a sense of fun? Let's get going But be warned: Jennifer likes to rant, so you will find some sass and the occasional four letter word in this book. But really, out of some 500 pages, the naughty words don't take up too much space From the Back Cover: Are you allergic to doom and gloom prophecies? Do predictions about the Rapture, Armageddon, and the "End of Everything" give you an itchy rash? Do you fervently wish that those ET channelers who are preparing to leave this dimension and ascend in their light bodies would just get on with it and leave you in peace? Congratulations You're refusing to be affected by religious mind control or mass New Age /sewage hypnosis, and you're reclaiming your spiritual sovereignty. I invite you to meet me in a far better reality. Join me for a tasty Cosmic Cosmopolitan (or a nice cup of herbal tea), some home-cooked rants (complete with spicy four letter words) and my detailed guidance about how you can avoid that contagious gloom stuff. I'll also teach you my sneaky techniques for healing your time body, teach you how to live on shaman time (instead of artificial man-made time) and give you tips on how to choose a truly happy and prosperous timeline. Come along Let's have some fun.